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Since I'm made of fail and can't do anything on time, this is the final post for my Twelve Days of Christmas which should have been titled Twelve Days of Whenever I Feel Like Not Being A Lazy Asshole (although to be fair, I've been sick for two weeks). Anyway, I intend to do this again next year (only I'll start uploading in November and try my damndest NOT to fall behind) because I had a good time with it and I hope I brought some new stuff to your collection or just made you remember old favorites. And a Happy Christmas to all who celebrate (and to all those who don't...you get free shit!) and I hope your New Year is starting off well. ENJOY!
DAYS 8-12 (December 21-25) + two bonus files for each category!
MANGA
AKUMA DE SOUROU - TAKANASHI MITSUBA
megaupload
(shoujo) NOTE: There will be no mirror for this file. A fun story about a girl whose mother is going to remarry her school principal and gain a brother. Since it's shoujo, they obviously fall in love and it goes through the trials that the young couple must go through to be together. The story never stopped in a great place so I had to stay up late into the night reading it. I loved it.
SOBA NI OITENE - YAYA SAKURAGI
megaupload | mediafire
(shounen ai) SO CUTE! I love this manga--it's an adorable story about a very obvious uke who is constantly relying on his Prince Charming. But then he becomes taller than his prince...and then a rival comes into the picture. BE WARNED: M/M implications.
LOVE PRISM - ASAMI TOJO
megaupload | mediafire
(hard yaoi) INCEST! BONDAGE! PIERCING! TOYS! RIVAL! LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX! BE WARNED: Do I really need a warning after all that??
LAMPLIGHTER PRINCE OF TENNIS DOUJINSHI - VARIOUS
(yaoi) NOTE: There will be no mirror for this file. This is all of the doujinshi I've collected off of the Lamplighter Scanlations site. Various authors and ratings but the main pairing always focuses on TezuFuji. I love Lamplighter. They do great work. You should check out their site over here. BE WARNED: Some contain hardcore m/m sex.
MIMI TO SHIPPO TO MAHOUTSUKAI - MIZUNO TOHKO
megaupload | mediafire
(shota) A series of one-shots that focus on shota and...animal humans. BE WARNED: Shota is the depiction of younger males (whether they are intentionally young or just drawn to look that way). Some stories contain sex between older and younger characters. Back away if it isn't your cuppa.
69 - SHIMADA MASAKO
megaupload | mediafire
(shounen-ai) A series about a set of strange twins. The story is fairly unique (and confusing) for the shounen-ai realm so despite the fact that I make a "WTF??" face the whole time I read it, I still enjoyed it.
NAUGHTY BOYS DON'T GET COAL - UNKNOWN
megaupload | mediafire
(shota-esque) If anyone can figure out who the mangaka is I'd love you forever. I want to look up more of her/his stuff. A filthy six page one shot that will ruin your image of Santa and his reindeers forever. It's disgustingly perverted and I love it. BE WARNED: Ambiguous consent and a young looking uke.
MUSIC (if you want or need info on any of the bands or albums, let me know--I got lazy)
DONT DON - SUPER JUNIOR
megaupload | mediafire
GREATEST HITS - HUEY LEWIS & THE NEWS
megaupload
IN KEEPING SECRETS OF SILENT EARTH 3 - COHEED & CAMBRIA
megaupload | mediafire
IN PIECES - GARTH BROOKS
megaupload | mediafire
THE UGLY ORGAN - CURSIVE
megaupload | mediafire
VIENNA RECITAL - YUNDI LI
megaupload | mediafire
WET FROM BIRTH - THE FAINT
mediafire
PORN
TEAM TRAINING
megaupload: 1 | 2
mediafire: 1 | 2
(gay) AVI format. You will need HJSplit to join the files. This is only one scene from the whole film--in which two Czech boys who resemble young Snape and Lupin have sex on a ping pong table. It's quite yummy although the subtitles and dialogue make me giggle. There's a fabulous rimming scene too. BE WARNED: Erm...it's porn.
BABYLON STAGE 4
megaupload: 1 | 2 | 3
mediafire: 1 | 2 | 3
(gay) AVI format. You will need HJSplit to join the files together. Sho and Yuuta's scene only. It's...weird. I didn't even recognize Sho in it. BE WARNED: Um...it's porn.
STRAIGHT STYLE 5
megaupload: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
(hetero) NOTE: There will be no mirror link for this. AVI format. You will need HJSplit to join the files. This is a Coat West production that has all my usual favorites (Sho, Hikaru, Nagi, etc.) having lots of sex...but with women. It's strange to watch because some of the guys are obviously into it and some have no clue what they're doing. I watch it for amusement purposes only, not because it's hot. Most of the girls just lie there and that's way too boring for me. BE WARNED: Erm...it's porn.
STRAIGHT STYLE 7
megaupload: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
(hetero) NOTE: There will be no mirror link for this. AVI format. You will need HJSplit to join the files. Similiar to the one above but with a few different guys and if I remember correctly, it was almost always the same woman. BE WARNED: Um...it's porn.
DOUBLE CZECH
megaupload | mediafire
(gay) WMV format. Two Czech twins have sex. It's...really strange. I'm all about twincest in the fictional world, but seeing it kind of made me squirmish. BE WARNED: Um...it's porn with incest.
Gage Gets Fucked
megaupload: 1 | 2
mediafire: 1 | 2
(gay) WMB format. You will need HJSplit to join the files. A typical American gay porno. It was way too boring for my tastes but the guys are okay looking.
POWERGRIP 100
megaupload: 1 | 2 | 3
mediafire: 1 | 2 | 3
(gay) WMV format. You will need HJSplit to join these files. This is the second film Sho was in for Coat West. It only contains the parts that he's in and while he's absolutely adorable in his hideous sweater, it's not his best work. But it's interesting to see how he's grown. <3 BE WARNED: Erm...it's porn.
COAT WEST SURPRISE FILM
megaupload: 1 | 2
(gay) NOTE: There will be no mirrors for this video. RMVB format. You will need HJSplit to join the files. I seriously have no idea which video this is. All I know is that it's from Coat West so it's guaranteed to have Sho, Nagi, or Hikaru in it. I can't access my video files now so there's no way I can dig up which one it is. Sorry I fail at life. :( BE WARNED: Um...it's porn.
DAYS 8-12 (December 21-25) + two bonus files for each category!
MANGA
AKUMA DE SOUROU - TAKANASHI MITSUBA
megaupload
(shoujo) NOTE: There will be no mirror for this file. A fun story about a girl whose mother is going to remarry her school principal and gain a brother. Since it's shoujo, they obviously fall in love and it goes through the trials that the young couple must go through to be together. The story never stopped in a great place so I had to stay up late into the night reading it. I loved it.
SOBA NI OITENE - YAYA SAKURAGI
megaupload | mediafire
(shounen ai) SO CUTE! I love this manga--it's an adorable story about a very obvious uke who is constantly relying on his Prince Charming. But then he becomes taller than his prince...and then a rival comes into the picture. BE WARNED: M/M implications.
LOVE PRISM - ASAMI TOJO
megaupload | mediafire
(hard yaoi) INCEST! BONDAGE! PIERCING! TOYS! RIVAL! LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX! BE WARNED: Do I really need a warning after all that??
LAMPLIGHTER PRINCE OF TENNIS DOUJINSHI - VARIOUS
(yaoi) NOTE: There will be no mirror for this file. This is all of the doujinshi I've collected off of the Lamplighter Scanlations site. Various authors and ratings but the main pairing always focuses on TezuFuji. I love Lamplighter. They do great work. You should check out their site over here. BE WARNED: Some contain hardcore m/m sex.
MIMI TO SHIPPO TO MAHOUTSUKAI - MIZUNO TOHKO
megaupload | mediafire
(shota) A series of one-shots that focus on shota and...animal humans. BE WARNED: Shota is the depiction of younger males (whether they are intentionally young or just drawn to look that way). Some stories contain sex between older and younger characters. Back away if it isn't your cuppa.
69 - SHIMADA MASAKO
megaupload | mediafire
(shounen-ai) A series about a set of strange twins. The story is fairly unique (and confusing) for the shounen-ai realm so despite the fact that I make a "WTF??" face the whole time I read it, I still enjoyed it.
NAUGHTY BOYS DON'T GET COAL - UNKNOWN
megaupload | mediafire
(shota-esque) If anyone can figure out who the mangaka is I'd love you forever. I want to look up more of her/his stuff. A filthy six page one shot that will ruin your image of Santa and his reindeers forever. It's disgustingly perverted and I love it. BE WARNED: Ambiguous consent and a young looking uke.
MUSIC (if you want or need info on any of the bands or albums, let me know--I got lazy)
DONT DON - SUPER JUNIOR
megaupload | mediafire
GREATEST HITS - HUEY LEWIS & THE NEWS
megaupload
IN KEEPING SECRETS OF SILENT EARTH 3 - COHEED & CAMBRIA
megaupload | mediafire
IN PIECES - GARTH BROOKS
megaupload | mediafire
THE UGLY ORGAN - CURSIVE
megaupload | mediafire
VIENNA RECITAL - YUNDI LI
megaupload | mediafire
WET FROM BIRTH - THE FAINT
mediafire
PORN
TEAM TRAINING
megaupload: 1 | 2
mediafire: 1 | 2
(gay) AVI format. You will need HJSplit to join the files. This is only one scene from the whole film--in which two Czech boys who resemble young Snape and Lupin have sex on a ping pong table. It's quite yummy although the subtitles and dialogue make me giggle. There's a fabulous rimming scene too. BE WARNED: Erm...it's porn.
BABYLON STAGE 4
megaupload: 1 | 2 | 3
mediafire: 1 | 2 | 3
(gay) AVI format. You will need HJSplit to join the files together. Sho and Yuuta's scene only. It's...weird. I didn't even recognize Sho in it. BE WARNED: Um...it's porn.
STRAIGHT STYLE 5
megaupload: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
(hetero) NOTE: There will be no mirror link for this. AVI format. You will need HJSplit to join the files. This is a Coat West production that has all my usual favorites (Sho, Hikaru, Nagi, etc.) having lots of sex...but with women. It's strange to watch because some of the guys are obviously into it and some have no clue what they're doing. I watch it for amusement purposes only, not because it's hot. Most of the girls just lie there and that's way too boring for me. BE WARNED: Erm...it's porn.
STRAIGHT STYLE 7
megaupload: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
(hetero) NOTE: There will be no mirror link for this. AVI format. You will need HJSplit to join the files. Similiar to the one above but with a few different guys and if I remember correctly, it was almost always the same woman. BE WARNED: Um...it's porn.
DOUBLE CZECH
megaupload | mediafire
(gay) WMV format. Two Czech twins have sex. It's...really strange. I'm all about twincest in the fictional world, but seeing it kind of made me squirmish. BE WARNED: Um...it's porn with incest.
Gage Gets Fucked
megaupload: 1 | 2
mediafire: 1 | 2
(gay) WMB format. You will need HJSplit to join the files. A typical American gay porno. It was way too boring for my tastes but the guys are okay looking.
POWERGRIP 100
megaupload: 1 | 2 | 3
mediafire: 1 | 2 | 3
(gay) WMV format. You will need HJSplit to join these files. This is the second film Sho was in for Coat West. It only contains the parts that he's in and while he's absolutely adorable in his hideous sweater, it's not his best work. But it's interesting to see how he's grown. <3 BE WARNED: Erm...it's porn.
COAT WEST SURPRISE FILM
megaupload: 1 | 2
(gay) NOTE: There will be no mirrors for this video. RMVB format. You will need HJSplit to join the files. I seriously have no idea which video this is. All I know is that it's from Coat West so it's guaranteed to have Sho, Nagi, or Hikaru in it. I can't access my video files now so there's no way I can dig up which one it is. Sorry I fail at life. :( BE WARNED: Um...it's porn.
December 16-20
MANGA
HAPPY PLAY - SUGAI AYA
megaupload | mediafire
A collection of nine one-shots. BE WARNED: man-on-man, light S&M, bondage, toys.
DR. YAGAMI's LOVE EXAMINATION - HARUKA MINAMI
megaupload | mediafire
A short, super smutty one shot about a doctor and a slutty nurse. BE WARNED: man-on-man, fluids, toys, pervy/cheesy lines.
CALORIE - YAYA SAKURAGI
megaupload | mediafire
(one volume) I haven't read this one for a long time so here's a summary from Baka Manga. One tender and natural students' love triangle relationship. Toshiyuki had kept loving his best old & heterosexual friend Yasuhira for 15 years long but decides to give up his fruitless love. Then Jun who is their friend comes forward as a candidate lover. Toshiyuki is just glad though he knows Jun may only try to comfort him and he himself can not forget Yasuhira easily. Toshiyuki and Jun will be good true partners through various obstacles...includes an unrelated one-shot. BE WARNED: man-on-man goodness.
RAMEN IKAGA - YOU HIGURI
megaupload | mediafire
This is pure, hilarious crack about an Earthling and a Prince from Planet Cup o' Ramen. No, I'm totally serious. BE WARNED: man-on-man shounen-ai.
THREE AND A HALF - MIKA SADAHIRO
megaupload | mediafire
A series of one-shots. BE WARNED: man-on-man smutty goodness, sex with a statue (no, I'm totally serious).
MUSIC
MY LOVE - CHAE YEON
megaupload | mediafire
Korean pop music at its best. I like this album. I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that I think of Heechul dancing whenever I hear the title track. XD
NOCTURNAL - THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER
megaupload | mediafire
Death metal at it's best. And seriously, how cool is their name?
SUBMODALITIES - THE MOFFATTS
megaupload | mediafire
YAY a pop classic! You can't go wrong with The Moffatts, at least not in my book.
TAKK - SIGUR ROS
megaupload | mediafire
Oh Sigur Ros. You are so Icelandic and gorgeous and everyone needs to listen to at least this album by them, if not the whole discography. They are genius.
THE FAT OF THE LAND - THE PRODIGY
megaupload | mediafire
I used to do dance routines to this in high school. It's good British techno.
PORN
LUXE IV
megaupload: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16
mediafire: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16
(gay) This is in avi format and will require HJSplit to join the (OMG HOLY CRAP 16)parts together. The much anticipated NOT GOING TO PROMPT YOU FOR A PREMIUM ACCOUNT version of Luxe IV. One of my favorites because Sho and Nagi are so fighting over Hikaru and it has a very enjoyable scene between Sho and Hikaru that proves not all porn stars are faking it. I'm fairly certain this has DP (if you have to ask what that is, please don't watch it). One of the other ones had a DP scene as well, but I can't remember. >:| BE WARNED: Erm...this is porn.
BOKU NO PICO
megaupload: 1 | 2 | 3
mediafire: 1 | 2 | 3
(yaoi) You will need HJSplit to join these files together. This is animated porn in the yaoi form and it's shota-esque so you've been warned. Super hot if you're into that sort of thing. The only annoyance is that Pico sounds and looks like a girl except for the obvious peen. BE WARNED: Erm...it's porn.
SEX AND SUBMISSION
megaupload: 1 | 2
mediafire: 1 | 2
(hetero) This is a bondage movie that's roughly 40-60 minutes long. As far as bondage standards go, it's fairly tame but a lot of that has to do with the fact that it's the girl's first time. She's annoying because she laughs through the whole thing and I also think male doms are funny because they try to be tough but it's not a bad film. BE WARNED: Erm...it's porn.
JACKIE, JUSTINE, AND SHERIDAN
megaupload: 1 | 2 | 3
mediafire: 1 | 2 | 3
(lesbian) A really nice lesbian threesome between okay looking women. There is fisting and it made me go O_o. BE WARNED: Erm...it's porn.
LUST THE GOOD GIRL
megaupload | mediafire
(hetero) It's shot in a movie-esque fashion but the good thing about this one is you can tell the woman is really enjoying herself. This is porn designed for women (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
makishef I upped this one for you). BE WARNED: Erm...it's porn.
I'm not posting for today because I need to upload some more porn, but since I'm on a public wifi server, I figured it's better if I wait. So, you'll get some more within the next day or two. And sorry for sucking so bad at this. I worked 34 hours in 4 days just at Hertz alone this past week. Unfortunately, between Sunday and Monday, I worked 19 hours alone. I FAIL.
ETA: Seriously, can the human race try to not annoy me for one day?? Who the hell sits down at a table with someone who is obviously trying to work? WTF?
MANGA
HAPPY PLAY - SUGAI AYA
megaupload | mediafire
A collection of nine one-shots. BE WARNED: man-on-man, light S&M, bondage, toys.
DR. YAGAMI's LOVE EXAMINATION - HARUKA MINAMI
megaupload | mediafire
A short, super smutty one shot about a doctor and a slutty nurse. BE WARNED: man-on-man, fluids, toys, pervy/cheesy lines.
CALORIE - YAYA SAKURAGI
megaupload | mediafire
(one volume) I haven't read this one for a long time so here's a summary from Baka Manga. One tender and natural students' love triangle relationship. Toshiyuki had kept loving his best old & heterosexual friend Yasuhira for 15 years long but decides to give up his fruitless love. Then Jun who is their friend comes forward as a candidate lover. Toshiyuki is just glad though he knows Jun may only try to comfort him and he himself can not forget Yasuhira easily. Toshiyuki and Jun will be good true partners through various obstacles...includes an unrelated one-shot. BE WARNED: man-on-man goodness.
RAMEN IKAGA - YOU HIGURI
megaupload | mediafire
This is pure, hilarious crack about an Earthling and a Prince from Planet Cup o' Ramen. No, I'm totally serious. BE WARNED: man-on-man shounen-ai.
THREE AND A HALF - MIKA SADAHIRO
megaupload | mediafire
A series of one-shots. BE WARNED: man-on-man smutty goodness, sex with a statue (no, I'm totally serious).
MUSIC
MY LOVE - CHAE YEON
megaupload | mediafire
Korean pop music at its best. I like this album. I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that I think of Heechul dancing whenever I hear the title track. XD
NOCTURNAL - THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER
megaupload | mediafire
Death metal at it's best. And seriously, how cool is their name?
SUBMODALITIES - THE MOFFATTS
megaupload | mediafire
YAY a pop classic! You can't go wrong with The Moffatts, at least not in my book.
TAKK - SIGUR ROS
megaupload | mediafire
Oh Sigur Ros. You are so Icelandic and gorgeous and everyone needs to listen to at least this album by them, if not the whole discography. They are genius.
THE FAT OF THE LAND - THE PRODIGY
megaupload | mediafire
I used to do dance routines to this in high school. It's good British techno.
PORN
LUXE IV
megaupload: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16
mediafire: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16
(gay) This is in avi format and will require HJSplit to join the (OMG HOLY CRAP 16)parts together. The much anticipated NOT GOING TO PROMPT YOU FOR A PREMIUM ACCOUNT version of Luxe IV. One of my favorites because Sho and Nagi are so fighting over Hikaru and it has a very enjoyable scene between Sho and Hikaru that proves not all porn stars are faking it. I'm fairly certain this has DP (if you have to ask what that is, please don't watch it). One of the other ones had a DP scene as well, but I can't remember. >:| BE WARNED: Erm...this is porn.
BOKU NO PICO
megaupload: 1 | 2 | 3
mediafire: 1 | 2 | 3
(yaoi) You will need HJSplit to join these files together. This is animated porn in the yaoi form and it's shota-esque so you've been warned. Super hot if you're into that sort of thing. The only annoyance is that Pico sounds and looks like a girl except for the obvious peen. BE WARNED: Erm...it's porn.
SEX AND SUBMISSION
megaupload: 1 | 2
mediafire: 1 | 2
(hetero) This is a bondage movie that's roughly 40-60 minutes long. As far as bondage standards go, it's fairly tame but a lot of that has to do with the fact that it's the girl's first time. She's annoying because she laughs through the whole thing and I also think male doms are funny because they try to be tough but it's not a bad film. BE WARNED: Erm...it's porn.
JACKIE, JUSTINE, AND SHERIDAN
megaupload: 1 | 2 | 3
mediafire: 1 | 2 | 3
(lesbian) A really nice lesbian threesome between okay looking women. There is fisting and it made me go O_o. BE WARNED: Erm...it's porn.
LUST THE GOOD GIRL
megaupload | mediafire
(hetero) It's shot in a movie-esque fashion but the good thing about this one is you can tell the woman is really enjoying herself. This is porn designed for women (
makishef I upped this one for you). BE WARNED: Erm...it's porn.I'm not posting for today because I need to upload some more porn, but since I'm on a public wifi server, I figured it's better if I wait. So, you'll get some more within the next day or two. And sorry for sucking so bad at this. I worked 34 hours in 4 days just at Hertz alone this past week. Unfortunately, between Sunday and Monday, I worked 19 hours alone. I FAIL.
ETA: Seriously, can the human race try to not annoy me for one day?? Who the hell sits down at a table with someone who is obviously trying to work? WTF?
